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  The Search for the Pink-Headed Duck

  Drums Along the Congo

  Down at the Docks

  Drums Along the Congo

  On the Trail of Mokele-Mbembe, the Last Living Dinosaur

  Marian Betancourt

  Again, James Angell

  Listen to the creepy proclamation,

  Blown through the lairs of the forest-nation,

  Blown past the white-ants’ hill of clay,

  Blown past the marsh where the butterflies play:—

  “Be careful what you do,

  Or Mumbo-Jumbo, God of the Congo,

  And all of the other

  Gods of the Congo,

  Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you,

  Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you,

  Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you.

  —Vachel Lindsay, The Congo

  CONTENTS

  CHAPTER 1

  CHAPTER 2

  CHAPTER 3

  CHAPTER 4

  CHAPTER 5

  CHAPTER 6

  CHAPTER 7

  CHAPTER 8

  CHAPTER 9

  CHAPTER 10

  CHAPTER 11

  CHAPTER 12

  CHAPTER 13

  CHAPTER 14

  CHAPTER 15

  CHAPTER 16

  CHAPTER 17

  CHAPTER 18

  CHAPTER 19

  CHAPTER 20

  CHAPTER 21

  CHAPTER 22

  CHAPTER 23

  CHAPTER 24

  CHAPTER 25

  CHAPTER 26

  CHAPTER 27

  EPILOGUE

  AFTERWORD

  IMAGES

  CHAPTER 1

  THE WITCH DOCTOR CURSES. No one told him it was an American coming for the cure. His black eyes bore into mine, probing for something deep inside me. Bright-colored plastic toothpicks pierce his earlobes, and a string of wooden fetishes bounce menacingly across his chest.

  “Can you help?” Ambroise, my guide, challenges.

  The witch doctor, Fortunado, winces and moves to the left, until our shadows no longer cross. He mumbles something inaudible and shakes his head.

  “He has brought money,” Ambroise offers as I pull out a wad of West African francs.

  The witch doctor surveys me again. After a moment he announces that I’m dirty and that my stink offends the gods, but if I’m willing to pay the price, he will cleanse me of evil. As I hold out the cash, he’s careful not to touch my hand. He nods after counting the bills.

  “Déshabillez!” the witch doctor barks.

  Off come my shoes and socks, but not fast enough.

  “Vite! Vite!” He doesn’t have all day. People all over the Congo await him. He has potions to concoct and spells to cast.

  Grabbing the front of my shirt, he repeats in French, “To skin … to skin.” For good measure, he kicks my shoes across the courtyard.

  “Hurry, you’re pissing him off,” Ambroise hisses.

  I’ve been in Brazzaville for over a month now, and I’m beginning to wonder if I’ll ever be allowed beyond its limits. Congolese officials have been generous with their coffee and croissants, but not with their travel permits. My proposed destination, Lake Télé, fabled home of the supreme jungle deity, Mokele-Mbembe, is off-limits to foreigners without a special pass.

  “Wear yourself naked,” The witch doctor insists and gestures feverishly at my underwear. Reluctant, I thumb the elastic waistband, recalling how I arrived at this odd situation.

  Yesterday, after a particularly long and unproductive meeting with government officials, Ambroise concluded that my approach was all wrong. I must first beseech Mokele-Mbembe and then petition the government for permission to visit Lake Télé.

  “God before man,” Ambroise insisted. “And to reach Mokele-Mbembe you must be cleansed… It’s the only way.”

  A small group of men has gathered in the courtyard. The witch doctor scowls as Ambroise urges, “Do it… Come on, do it.”

  I suppose a few minutes of public nudity here in the dust of the Bacongo district, miles from my hotel, won’t damage my reputation any further.

  “Now we will begin.” The witch doctor hurls my boxer shorts into the air.

  He signals to Ambroise, and the two of them vanish into the witch doctor’s house, leaving me stark naked to the gawking crowd. A mundélé, or white man, let alone his genitals, is a rare sight in this neighborhood, and more and more men trickle into the courtyard fenced by a hodgepodge of mud bricks and stones.

  I seek the shade and lean against a wall, trying to ignore the wide eyes staring at me. A mongrel trots over for a quick sniff and attempts to mount my leg. A kind gentleman calls the dog and boots it into the street.

  Voices are coming from inside the house, but the words are muffled by drawn curtains imprinted with portraits of President Denis Sassou-Nguesso, the Maoist who rose to power in 1979. The talking continues, seconds tick by like hours, and my patience expires. I poke my head through the doorway, interrupting the clink of glasses. Ambroise and Fortunado are sitting comfortably at a table sipping whiskey.

  “A toast to a successful cleansing.” Ambroise hoists his glass.

  “Oui.” The witch doctor tosses back his drink and quickly refills his tumbler.

  I turn on my heels with a loud harumph and storm back to the courtyard. The curious onlookers retreat to a safe distance as one agitated stranger scrambles for his clothes. The witch doctor bursts from the house and snatches the shirt from my hand. He waves a Fanta bottle filled with a thick, golden liquid.

  “Regardez!” He jiggles the bottle.

  Intrigued, I watch as he holds it up to the sun. Scores of insects are suspended in the amber goo, and he seems to be clicking his tongue at each one. He plucks a toothpick from his earlobe and jabs it into the neck of the bottle. Then a curious silence ensues. I wonder if the insects convey some cosmic meaning, a horoscope perhaps.

  “Are the signs good?” I ask, eager to learn my lot.

  “Silence!”

  I have had Hindus predict the future from my shadow, and Tibetan lamas have divined my fate from blades of grass tossed in the air, but this oracle of insects is new to me. Most soothsayers in this area rely on a divining board sprinkled with sand; the believer shakes the board, and the resulting lines are interpreted by an Ife-trained fortuneteller. I look for Ambroise, who is moving through the crowd, proudly telling people that he’s the one who has brought the mundélé.

  “Ambroise! What does the witch doctor see?”

  Ambroise questions the priest in Lingala, an ancient Bantu language that has a soft, musical quality, with repetitive vowel sounds and drawn-out f’s.

  “He sees many colors.”

  “What?”

  He shrugs. “That’s what he said … many pretty colors.”

  At last the witch doctor puts down the Fanta bottle and surrounds it with small rocks and dirt. He returns the toothpick to his left ear and removes his rings and bracelets. He motions me into the middle of the courtyard, exposing me to an unblinking equatorial sun. Almost immediately sweat begins to flow down my body, and I wonder how long it will be until my pink skin scalds. The sun’s withering stare, Ambroise says, is essential to the cleansing process.

  The witch doctor rises on the balls of his feet, stretches his arms skyward, and begins opening and closing his hands rhythmically. His eyes shut tight, he gulps mouthfuls of air to capture energy from the sky gods. Invigorated, he stomps toward me and exhales an unearthly, high-pitched scream.

  “Ambroise,” I plead from a puddle of sweat.

  “Hush!”

  The witch doctor spins like a dervish, whooping as he revolves. His necklace of fetishes
dances to life, eerily animate. He raises one hand, bows, and, without warning, thrusts his contorted face into mine. Spittle sprays across my brow as he howls a painful sound. The crowd gasps in admiration. The witch doctor then tugs on his necklace and issues a spine-tingling trill for each fetish; I wonder if these vocal gymnastics are for the audience or the gods.

  Suddenly the witch doctor becomes somber and assumes a look of intense concentration. He appears to fall into a trance: his eyes glaze, saliva foams in the corners of his mouth, liquid runs from his nose, and his limbs twitch spasmodically.

  “It’s working,” Ambroise whispers. The people around him nod.

  The sun is blazing hotter than ever, sapping my resolve. I can feel my bald pate frying, and a powerful thirst has seized me.

  “Give me my hat.”

  “No!… You must be naked.”

  “I don’t care. My hat, please!”

  “Shhhh.”

  The witch doctor, disturbed by our voices, emerges from his trance and wags a finger. Everything is going well; impatience, however, will sabotage the cleansing. He says he was communing with the gods and has their ear. Ambroise suggests I think about ice cubes.

  A young boy fetches a galvanized bucket from the side of the house. A red liquid sloshes over the rim. The witch doctor mutters an incantation while dipping his fingertips into the bucket. He flicks the liquid at me, splattering my body with crimson dots.

  “Doorways for the evil spirits,” Ambroise advises.

  “Protect yourselves,” someone in the crowd warns. Instantly the onlookers start praying, aware that the ousted devils will soon be seeking new homes.

  The witch doctor steps back to examine his work and adds a few more dots around my feet and navel. Apparently satisfied, he invokes a new sequence of chants, this time kissing a fetish at the start of each one. I feel myself growing faint as the sweat continues to roll off me. My head and shoulders are the color of boiled lobsters. I groan when Fortunado instructs me to flap my arms like a bird.

  “Inhale … exhale … inhale …” he orders.

  “Drink the air he has purified. Force the devils out!” Ambroise coaches.

  The witch doctor bows toward the sun and claps his hands twice. The crowd cheers as he turns and slaps the tender skin on my back.

  “Success!” Ambroise trumpets. “You are clean … no more devils.”

  I thank the witch doctor and scurry for the shade. He chases after me and yanks me back into the sunlight. The ceremony is not over.

  “Hold on. He must seal you from the new devils trying to get back in.”

  “What?”

  “Silence!” The witch doctor picks up the solar-heated Fanta bottle and positions it directly over my head. With a blurp, the sacred potion plops onto my head, much to the amusement of the crowd. Slowly he spreads the jellied substance over my entire body, methodically working his way down to my toes.

  The potion has a noxious odor that stings my nostrils. The stench alone should keep devils away. The crowd swings upwind, pinching their noses and dousing their handkerchiefs with perfume.

  “I can hardly breathe!” I gag and shut my eyes, irritated by the goo.

  “The potion is very powerful,” Ambroise observes.

  “What’s in it?” A bittersweet taste creeps into my mouth. I can hear Ambroise talking to Fortunado as the liquid oozes between my buttocks.

  “He says there are many ingredients. Some are secrets, but he did say crocodile oil and honey and bits of…”

  I feel a tickling all over and, opening my eyes, I see that I’m shrouded with insects; flies dine on my torso; honeybees graze on my shoulders; tiny beetles crawl in my pubic hair; millipedes picnic in the shade of my insteps; a queue of black ants is working its way up my right leg. As I move to brush them off, the witch doctor pins my arms.

  “Be strong,” he says, his hands circling my wrists.

  “Stand still,” Ambroise adds, “and show the devils how strong you are.”

  The itching is unbearable. Every winged insect within a half kilometer has picked up the scent and swarmed to this six-foot-two-inch lollipop. I recall reading that the Bateke tribes upriver used a similar method to punish infidelity. An adulterer would be slathered with honey, bound to a tree deep in the rain forest, and left to be eaten piecemeal; supposedly the practice stopped decades ago.

  “You should see yourself, très formidable,” Ambroise pipes gleefully.

  Cloaked with insects, I shimmer in the sunlight, a mosaic of iridescent wings, amethyst bodies, emerald fur, cobalt shells, yellow shields, and glistening eyes. The odor of the rancid potion knots my stomach. In the dust I spot a column of driver ants wending its way toward me; wasps start nibbling in the right crease of my crotch, arching their backs and exposing their stingers in a harvest dance.

  “Please, O Holy One,” I whine.

  He finally releases his grip, saying that it’s important for all the insects to return to the gods fat and happy. “You are free of devils… Now go to the river and wash.”

  “Follow him.” Ambroise points to a boy running out of the courtyard.

  Snatching up my cap and underwear, I streak off, shedding bugs with every step. The young boy leads me down an unpaved street that dead ends at the Congo River. He jumps from boulder to boulder and finally points out a rock pool close to the river’s edge. He hands me a bar of soap and takes a seat. The crowd from the cleansing has followed and applauds the witch doctor as he arrives. Fishermen leave their traps to see what the commotion is all about. The goo does not scrub off easily; I have to scour my already raw skin with mud and sand before the soap does any good. Ambroise stands on the riverbank telling anyone who will listen that he’s my redeemer.

  “It took weeks to convince the mundélé… My prayers worked… Yes, I arranged everything.”

  As I head to the main stream to rinse off, the boy jumps up and grabs my arm. The deep water isn’t safe, he signals. He points beyond the fishing traps to a line of turbulence that marks the beginning of the rapids and tosses a stick into the river. We watch it spin convulsively downstream, caught in a deceptively swift current. I submerge in the shallows.

  “I hope you see Mokele-Mbembe,” the witch doctor shouts from the bank, turning to leave.

  “Here are your clothes. I’ll be at Fortunado’s when you finish.” Ambroise jogs to catch up with the priest. They walk arm in arm down the street and out of sight, followed by the crowd and the young boy. The fishermen finish their cigarettes and go back to work.

  Alone, I float on my back and close my eyes. An image of the god-beast Mokele-Mbembe gradually comes to me. The long, thin-necked sauropod is holding court on the lush shores of Lake Télé. All sorts of jungle creatures are in attendance: duikers, bongos, reedbucks, sitangs, okapis, jungle cats, galagos, chimps, and gorillas pay homage. Monkeys adorn the god with liana necklaces strung with orchids and periwinkle; orioles, sunbirds, hawk eagles, coucals, swifts, trogons, and parrots deposit fruit at its feet. The god-beast looks at me and nods its gigantic head, as if to say, “Sure, come visit … we’ll be expecting you.”

  The next morning Ambroise and I meet outside his office building, a four-story cement blockhouse designed by Romanians, engineered by Chinese, and paid for by Soviets.

  “You must be feeling great,” Ambroise gushes as we stride toward the Ministry of Forests. “And you look so clean… Now you will surely get the permit.”

  However, I’m not issued a permit that day or even that month; in fact, my situation begins to deteriorate. The officials start asking me to pay for the coffee and croissants.

  “Hmmm. Some devils must have returned. We should visit Fortunado again,” Ambroise suggests, but I keep walking in the shade.

  CHAPTER 2

  AMBROISE AND I have been together for weeks now, and after a rocky start, we’ve formed a guarded friendship. He’s a junior officer at the Ministry of Rural Development, where he specializes in writing grant proposals. Most health and
sanitation projects needing foreign aid are routed across his desk. He claims to be good at his job, and I’ve come to believe him: he certainly knows how to weasel money out of me.

  Ambroise was detailed to shadow my movements eighteen hours after I was arrested and charged with a possibly hostile act. It was a perfect day for birding, and I was strolling along the docks of Pointe Hollandaise, near the tip of Brazzaville’s Plaine district. Since it was Sunday, cranes and forklifts were idle, and there were no workers about. I raised my binoculars to study a pair of fairy blue flycatchers, a rare sight this far from the forest. As I happily watched the acrobatic duo, their powder-blue bodies flashing in the sunlight, a hand came down hard on my shoulder. Three soldiers trained their rifles on me as I was frisked and led to jail. I spent the remainder of the day convincing the commandant of police that I was not a capitalist spy scrutinizing harbor installations. They fingerprinted me, filed reports, and stripped my cameras of film.

  An unsuspecting Ambroise on his day off, loafing in a comrade’s office far from the docks, answered the phone.

  “I told the major I wasn’t the person he wanted,” Ambroise recounted later, “but he didn’t care. He demanded my name, office, and section number, and hung up. New orders were on my desk the next morning.”

  When we were introduced, Ambroise handed me a document identifying him as my “official escort,” an assignment he clearly regarded with contempt. We exchanged all of two dozen words our first day together and not many more during the ensuing week but, stuck with each other, we have been forced to work things out.

  Ambroise and I spend our days in government offices, inching up the bureaucratic ladder, meeting civility with untiring civility. In the evenings he shepherds me around Brazzaville to his favorite nightclubs, for music, especially the sort pulsing from the bars frequented by Cuban soldiers, is his passion. Many of the soldiers are on leave from neighboring Angola, where a civil war still rages, fueled by money and munitions from Russia and America. The Cubans have been a presence here since the mid-sixties, and Fidel’s troops brought their horns as well as their rifles. They’ve successfully rewoven the Latin rhythms to the older African beats. The result, as one sergeant tells me, “shakes your treetops.”